Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Strip Club Etiquette



I mean come on, who doesn't know strip club etiquette? Courtesy of The Smoking Gun, two 18 year old boys didn't realize that strippers are paid by each song that plays during a lap dance. Haven't they seen G-String Divas? Did they really think that 41 songs and some booty shakin' was only going to cost them $60? No little boys, your first lesson in Lap Dance 101 only cost you $2500 and a felony charge for falsely obtaining services. Crap!

Crap Disclaimer: My fascination with the word crap today, could simply be a combination of boredom and muscle relaxers due to the afore mentioned neck injury.
Ritmeyer, 1:36 PM

3 Comments:

I saw this on fark. dumb kids, but how coked up are the strippers though, not to ask themselves at say, song 25, if these kids have any real cash on them?
Blogger babyjewels, at 2:56 PM  
I didn't know that it was based on the # of songs...
Blogger NotCarrie, at 2:34 PM  
Good thing you didn't learn this lesson the hard way...
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 2:57 PM  

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