Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Remember When,

No, not that Alan Jackson song that now I have in my head. Stupid Song stuck in my head. I saw this on Lulu's site and it was fun. And dirty.

Please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you! You've got free reign. Start your sentence "Remember when you and I...."

I know you guys are good at making stuff up.

8 Comments:

Remember when you and I were blogging buddies and you asked me to make something up but I couldn’t so I got mad and kicked my desk and I hurt my foot? Then I cried. And the tears flowed like the Mississippi River flows into the Pacific Ocean.
Remember that time we went into CVS and we saw that guy trying to fellate a pack of starbursts. But really he was just softening them so he couuld make porn. And you got all turned on and blew a hobo for free.
Not for free, for free starburst porn. Damn Jewels, get it right.
***Snort/laughing/peeing pants*** I'm not even going to try to post a "remember" because I can't stop laughing at the comments already posted.
Remember when I was the hobo?
Do you remember that time when BJ was a little kid, and she was just learning about Porn, and she decided to practice fellatio on a black permanent marker, and it popped in her mouth (hold applause)? Then she had a black mouth all day, and when people asked her how it happened, she was all like, "I blew a Sharpie. I didn't swallow." That was a gas.
Remember that time you and I drank three bottles of red wine while watching the Laguna Beach marathon, and then we had a fight over whether Alex M. or Jessica was a bigger bitch, and you burned me with a cigarette, so I started pulling your hair? Hooo-whee, did we ever laugh once we sobered up...
Remember that time when you and I were vacationing in Cancun, and we met those hot brothers who offered to show us a good time? And we said yes because we were so high on wacky weed? Well, little Carlos, Jr. is eight now and looks more and more like his daddy every day.

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