Thursday, September 15, 2005

Welcome to the World Preston Michael Spears Federline!





You poor little baby. Not only do you have the richest white trash people for parents, you have a really long name. I have a really long name and it sucks, but the white trash parents part really blows. Well anyway, good luck at your rich fancy school wearing really baggy pants, doo rags, and having had no shower for a week. Your gonna fit right in. I got your gift off of your Mamma's registry. Watch out, your Dad might try and bum them off of you. Lesson number one from your Auntie Rit: He's kind of a mooch.

Above image from here sadly all you need to do is type in white trash on google images and about 15 KFed & Brit pictures show up
Ritmeyer, 10:12 AM

6 Comments:

someone's a little photoshop whiz, there. great picture1.

Lil'Pres is gonna have to learn how to roll a pack-o-smokes in the sleeve of his onesie.
Blogger babyjewels, at 10:30 AM  
Yes, yes he is. Can't you see the baby alblum now? Baby's first smoke, baby's first belch, baby's first venereal disease...
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:48 AM  
Oh yeah, I didn't photoshop that picture. We can't photoshop at work, I put credit where credit was due.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:58 AM  
Awww, I can just picture the little greaseball's first five o'clock shadow. In one month. With unlit cigarette hanging limply from bottom lip. A Kokak moment like no other.
Blogger Christina, at 11:38 AM  
hahahaha-- is Kevin carrying a case of Old Style? That would be ghetto fabulous.
Blogger mysterygirl!, at 4:09 PM  
Yes, yes he is.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:49 AM  

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