Tuesday, November 08, 2005
And the charade continues
I don't know which frightens me more. That Xenu's right hand man still has his alien claws in Katie Holmes as well as his Xenufetus or that Skywalker and I have the same chairs.
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Ritmeyer, 11:28 AM
Lulu- yes, she is the saddest thing in the world. Creepy, shit tons of creepy.
He seems like an overprotective ass-munch. I feel sorry for her.
Now that Brooke Sheilds is preggos again too, maybe they can all have a playdate in the future. You know, with Brooke all doped up on her anti-depressants and Katie as glazed over with her alien ....
I've so lost my train of thought. Insert punchline and
ZING!
BabyJewels- you are seriously getting into the whole comic book hero thing. Hey, if you beg me enough I will make you my sidekick. Oh, and if you buy me something good.
damn, I wanted to be a sidekick.
I used to love love love KH. Especially when she got naked in that one movie. Not so much anymore.
Tim- You answered first, so you can be my side kick StarburstFucker or The Impregnator. Your decision.
At first I read "Starfucker" - that sounds Marilyn Mansonish. The Impregnator sounds kindof cool - it's "catchy" sounding, you know.
Ha ha! Xenumary. That's funny.
Aaaaahhhhhhh! You have Scientology chairs! They will strap you in and brainwash you!!!!
Phew. Sorry about that.
I am so sad for Katie. In every picture, she has dark circles beneath her drugged-out-looking eyes... what happened?
It's the XenuFetus I tell you! She is being poisoned from within and brainwashed from without.
ooohh... I do like the sound of The Impregnator.... hmmm...
I'm totally sidekick material. Name it. What do you want? Popo's head on a platter (or as I like to call it a Popo Platter). also you should know, I'm eating fish sticks right now. Random. That is a good sidekick quality.
Ooh, yes it is. You will be Baby "Kick 'em in da" Jewels. I love sidekicks!