Monday, November 07, 2005
My Arch Enemy, Evil Husband
Evil Husband is hatching a plot to get our heroine, Super Rit, to do his laundry.
Super Rit, while hanging out in some office shrubbery, hears Evil Husband and his evil plot.
"Evil Husband will never get me to do his laundry, NEVER!" So SuperRit hatches her own plot. While Evil Husband is sleeping, Super Rit puts all his laundry at his feet, steals his credit card and goes to Nordstorm's for their big shoe sale.
Ha, ha. Evil is thwarted once again.
Ritmeyer, 4:16 PM
oh i disagree... taking advantage of evil men while asleep just makes us women that much more awesome as superheros. we know when the strike will be most successful!
Nice!!
You can't be blamed for your reaction to his evil plot, either - remember, he pushed you to this level! It's not your fault that his diabolical plan forced you to counter with a good shoe shopping spree! Besides, at least you had the consideration to hit up a sale!
Or SuperRit coulda washed all Evil Hubby's undies in very hot water so they shrunk 2 sizes then evil hubby would have a hard time being evil with his voice 2 octives higher.
LMAO. And to think I never liked comic books. They're gonna make a pez with your head if you keep this up.
Ha! Awesome. ;)
Muah ha ha! SuperVisa is keeping SuperRit company.
Of course you are a super hero if you are in a comic. Way to fight Evil SuperRit!
SuperRit and SuperVisa out to take over Nordstrom and the evil Stuart Weitzman heels.
AH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!
shoes...YAY!!