Alot has happened in my life since I vanished from the blog world. Um, let's see. We moved again. I took up running 5ks. I still don't smoke. Um..Let's see...um...oh yeah, I grew a baby in my belly and then expelled him from my womb. FYI-Epidurals are magic...pitocin is the devil.

On January 2, 2009 Mr Ritmeyer and I welcomed into the world Timothy Charles aka Beans. Labor was induced by several bowls of Rit's Super Spicy Deer Meat Chili. We are still pissed he screwed us out of an '08 tax deduction.

After 3 months of crappy sleep and getting pooped, peed and spit up on, I went back to work, ready to feel like me again. After 5 days I quit. Now I am a stay at home mom. Yes. Me. I LOVE IT!!!! I make homemade baby food, meals from scratch, garden, and cloth diaper my Beaners butt. I go to a stroller workout class on tuesdays, thursdays and Saturdays and have playgroup on Wednesdays. My highschool self would be horrified.

Because of this new career path my days are filled with poop and drool filled, open mouth baby kisses. Beans and I have many long, intellectual confabs about doggies, colors, the wheels on the bus, and whether we believe Lindsay is really a lez or just going through her version of "college experimentation". I believe a child is never to young to start reading to or watching E! News. I mean, how else is he going to learn to not tape himself having sex or being super wasted and making up porn names when he is famous?

El Beaner wanted to say hi to you. Here he is earlier today in his sweet new ride. It's roomy and still has that new car smell.

Labels: poop, SAHM