This is the note I found next to my coffee pot:
Luke: Love you honRit: Their coming!
Luke: Who's coming?Rit: Them, god, garble something or other, with burritos (the "Them, god" had a Napolean Dynomite feel, that's what luke told me)
Luke: Uhhh, burritos? Who's bringing burritos?Rit: It's sooooooo bad!
Luke: Yeah, I guess it is.Rit: Why, why do they want to hurt me?
Luke: I don't know, but I'll kick their asses! Is this like the bad sandwiches?
Rit: Sandwiches? Those cocksuckers (beepers get out of my head!) have sandwiches?!
Luke was done at this point and I continued to dream of bad people coming for me with burritos and possibly a bad sandwich or two.
If you are confused by this post, go to my former post "I make no sense, therefore I am"Stay tuned for the next installment of "Is my subconscience allergic to my favorite foods?"
OH MY GOD!!!!! I never thought about that. I bet he is gathering info to blackmail me so he can get his big screen TV with his bonus. (I have no idea who he would blackmail me too, I really haven't thought this through)