I ran out of the house with no coffee in me and my co-workers drank all the coffee here. As I am waiting for the new pot to brew I will answer these I saw on my new find Marisa . She is good stuff. Oh, and she hates you. I love people who hate, like my side kick Baby 'kick em in da' Jewels.

10 FAVORITES
Favorite Color: Klan White
Favorite Food: the kind I can stick in my mouth
Favorite month: my birth month, May. Yes, I celebrate the whole month bitches
Favorite Song: Melissa, simply because it sounds like my name
Favorite Movie: Coyote Ugly
Favorite Sport: Celebrity Gossip Whoring
Favorite Season: Laguna Beach's second season
Favorite Day Of the week: Any day that I don't work
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: What? Are you trying to say I eat too much ice cream!
Favorite Time of Day: Quitting time

9 CURRENTS
Current Mood: Mind numbingly dumb
Current Taste: Seriously, this crap about my eating is starting to give me a complex
Current Clothes: Yes. What do you think, I go to work naked?
Current Desktop: Troll dolls, everywhere.
Current Toenail Color: Red Chipping
Current Time: Needs me some coffee time
Current Surroundings: I think I'm at work...
Current Thoughts: Should I actually work?

8 FIRSTS
First Best Friend: My imaginary friend Sally.
First Kiss: Dan Kennedy, my version of Judd Nelson's Breakfast Club character. My parents were thrilled, I was drunk.
First Screen Name: Unless this counts, I never had one. If I did, I was too drunk to remember
First Pet: Dan Kennedy
First Piercing: That I was aquitted of?
First Crush: Michael J Fox/Alex P Keaton
First CD: I have no damn clue, first tape was Guns N Roses

7 LASTS
Last Cigarette:3 weeks, 23 hours, 25 minutes, 12 seconds ago. But I'm not counting.
Last Drink: June 1, 2002
Last Car Ride: Three weeks ago in the parking lot of the Park down the street.
Last Kiss: Yesterday morning.
Last Movie Seen: Coyote Ugly, I will be burning my eyes with acid if I see it again.
Last Phone Call: To my parents. Oh, LAST phone call, not your one phone call. Um, let me check my phone and get back to you.
Last CD Played: Johnny Cash in my car on the way to work.

6 HAVE YOU EVERS
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Define "dated"
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes, next question.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: My lawyer told me not to answer this.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Ok, now I have lost my patience. Yes, I like to eat and I have packed on a few.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Have you seen COPS?
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Um, I don't remember.

5 THINGS
Thing You're Wearing: My decoder ring
Thing You've Done Today: I'm not that ambitious
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: The coffee almost done brewing.
Thing You Can't Live Without: coffee
Thing You Do When You're Bored: this

4 PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TODAY
1. It's 9 in the morning, get real

3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Dear Diary
2. Sally
3. My husband, cause he has learned to tune me out

2 CHOICES
1. Black or White: I find this question offensive
2. Hot or Cold: sometimes

THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Discover the meaning to life. Ha, ha. I couldn't even keep a straight face on that.

so i was almost offended by klan white, but then realized that i was two reject crayons spousal abuse black and spousal abuse blue. then i chuckled. :) i like your lists.

Heather-I think your funny too, that is all that matters.

Amanda-damn, I really wanted to offend you.

How did I miss this??? I got sidetracked (like any sidekick can and will) with the Sienna post and didn't notice this one. Double poster!!!!

xo

Ha! Your favorite season is the second season of Laguna Beach...classic. Damn though it's been a good run...what will happen with Jason. I wonder...