Tuesday, November 15, 2005

That sucks the big one Ozzy!


"I don't smoke, drink or take drugs anymore...(But) knowing my luck, a bird will crap on me and I'll get bird flu on the way home."
(Source: IOL)

I hear you, brother. If it's not self destructive addiction, it's birds. I knew they would kill me one day. Cocksuckers!
Ritmeyer, 12:22 PM

8 Comments:

I'm down with self-destruction.

...and, I agree that birds are creepy. I wonder why that is...
Blogger PJ, at 12:41 PM  
Wow, sharon certainly looks better today, huh?

He's very slow moving, birds love that for target crapping.
Blogger babyjewels, at 2:14 PM  
Pizzle-Me too, but my sponcer tells me it's bad.

BabyJewels-ah yes, target craping. If only I had a slow moving target...

Margo-He is a walking 'Don't do drugs commercial'.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 2:41 PM  
"I hear you, brother. If it's not self destructive addiction, it's birds. I knew they would kill me one day. Cocksuckers!"

hahahahaha-- can someone please help me back into my chair?
Blogger mysterygirl!, at 3:12 PM  
So this is Sharon talking, right?
Blogger kris, at 7:09 PM  
Rit, is it bad if your sponsor is also your dealer?

Mine goes over all the steps and then we celebrate!
Blogger PJ, at 12:11 AM  
Pizzle-No, not at all. Convienence is key.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 8:21 AM  
Well if the birds are going to do you in anyway, might as well go back to the drink and drugs and go out having fun.
Blogger Lizzie, at 10:26 AM  

For the slow, comment here

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