Tuesday, November 15, 2005

That sucks the big one Ozzy!


"I don't smoke, drink or take drugs anymore...(But) knowing my luck, a bird will crap on me and I'll get bird flu on the way home."
(Source: IOL)

I hear you, brother. If it's not self destructive addiction, it's birds. I knew they would kill me one day. Cocksuckers!

8 Comments:

I'm down with self-destruction.

...and, I agree that birds are creepy. I wonder why that is...
Wow, sharon certainly looks better today, huh?

He's very slow moving, birds love that for target crapping.
Pizzle-Me too, but my sponcer tells me it's bad.

BabyJewels-ah yes, target craping. If only I had a slow moving target...

Margo-He is a walking 'Don't do drugs commercial'.
"I hear you, brother. If it's not self destructive addiction, it's birds. I knew they would kill me one day. Cocksuckers!"

hahahahaha-- can someone please help me back into my chair?
So this is Sharon talking, right?
Rit, is it bad if your sponsor is also your dealer?

Mine goes over all the steps and then we celebrate!
Pizzle-No, not at all. Convienence is key.
Well if the birds are going to do you in anyway, might as well go back to the drink and drugs and go out having fun.

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