Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Holiday Cheer that's the equivalent of cement shoes!


I think they just saw 'But can they Sing?' before this photo shoot. Or they hate Christmas and the baby Jesus. Or they realise no one watches their show. Or someone finally told them that the boys' waxed eyebrows look like a girl's. And that the fake tans also don't help in the masculine department either. Or that some old stripper walked up to Victoria and said "we are like twins or something!"
Ritmeyer, 11:05 AM

12 Comments:

THAT is the worst christmas pic ever. Too cool for Christmas, huh?

Also, I think there are strippers in L.I. that think 'tone it down a little, honey'
Blogger babyjewels, at 11:28 AM  
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Blogger babyjewels, at 11:28 AM  
You are right. I should not have offended strippers everywhere.

Dear Popo,

I am sorry for insinuating that you look like VGotti.

Love,
Rit
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 11:38 AM  
WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Why would someone tell them there is no Santa?
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 2:05 PM  
Hey you zinged popo! Nicely, nicely done.

VGotti makes me want to make some sort of joke about VGotti Monologues. I just can't formulate it.

Now if it needed to be fornicated, I'd have called popo.

Double Zing. Or Double Blind Zing since she didn't see it.
Blogger babyjewels, at 3:14 PM  
Oh, I get it. I'm the old stripper. Ha ha ha ha.

How'd you guys find out, anyway?
Blogger Christina, at 3:28 PM  
Remember you sent out that group email, detailing your old stripping days and attached a bunch of photos?

That was our first clue.

(I'm not even remotely proud of this comeback. And what's with Rit? Too good to comment on her own blog. Nerve-y)
Blogger babyjewels, at 3:32 PM  
Um, that was my family Christmas photo. But thanks. Thanks anyway.
Blogger Christina, at 3:33 PM  
Your mom is HOT.

And bendy.
Blogger babyjewels, at 3:40 PM  
Sorry! (I snuck in here to comment, I am having a client holiday party right now. But I'm blogging...haha)

Popo-yeah, I saw that photo. You know incest is wrong...right?
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 3:47 PM  
Well, lookie lookie-lu who finally came around to comment. Have fun at your 'party' with your 'coworkers'.

love,

'babyjewels'

pretend these ' ' are air quotes. I'm not sure why.
Blogger babyjewels, at 3:54 PM  
No babyjewels...CLIENT PARTY.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 8:29 AM  

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