Friday, December 02, 2005

Where's my Pole?


Dear Lindsey,

I was just writing to tell you that of all the things I don't like about your outfit at the GQ Man of the Year event, I was especially curious about your heals. Why did you go and do something like that? Where is your red hair and your boobs? I have enclosed a burger, cheese fries, your old bra, Nice and Easy's Sassy Red, and the stripper's phone # cause she's pissed you stole her shoes.

Kisses and hugs,

Rit
Ritmeyer, 1:30 PM

7 Comments:

wow, if carmen electra and pam anderson ever have a baby, this is what the little tramp will look like in 19 years. Those there look like fetish shoes, if you ask me.
Blogger babyjewels, at 2:34 PM  
this is a dead ringer for what my cousin looked like at my wedding... who happen to be be a stripper a year or two ago.
Blogger Tim, at 2:37 PM  
See, See babyjewels...stipper heals not fetish heals. Tim is the last word on this!
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 3:06 PM  
Wow. Just... wow.
Blogger mysterygirl!, at 4:45 PM  
If popo were here, she'd be compelled to correct heals. But she's drunk and pleasing the homeless right now. So you're safe.

Fetish! I swear to you, they most likely came with some bondage equipment and/or a whip.

Yes, another big friday night brought to you by babyjewels.
Blogger babyjewels, at 7:07 PM  
see now i was just thinking how nice it was to see her with flesh again and uhhhh....hmmmmm...i'd totally rock those heels. but not with that hemline. oh well. i do miss the red hair though. who does that? people kill for her old hair!
Blogger inconspicuous attack toad, at 1:00 AM  
When I first saw the picture, I was like, "WHOA!" But alas, then I figured out who it was. So goes my erection.
Blogger PJ, at 12:14 AM  

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