Monday, December 19, 2005

Merry Nipplemas


Dear Uma,

Your Christmas sweater's ball placement was a serious oversight on your part. Are you going to tell me that you really had no idea that the ball on your breast didn't look like a ginormous nipple? Are you drunk? Please, tell me you are drunk. Please...
::crickets::

Whatever. Titties!
Rit

4 Comments:

True enough, lulu. Good call.
Yeah, Kayne wants his christmas sweater back.
Cause, she gives me money when I'm in neeheeheed
Nothing wrong with having balls all over your chest. She should wear a pearl necklace to go with it.

Ok...that was way too drrrrrty.

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