Thursday, December 15, 2005

I'm probably going to win a Golden Globe

Here's my movie, biotches. Hahahaha!

Part Uno

Part 2

PartIII

No characters are made up, and it reflects actual events.
Ritmeyer, 8:20 AM

19 Comments:

THAT was excellent. An Epic film. I love that Hizzle was played by Snoop. Now I want to be one of Hizzle's bitches.

I'm going to link Tim today. Do you think it's okay for me to put "chlorophil, more like an Eye STD"?
Blogger babyjewels, at 9:54 AM  
I believe that would be MORE than ok, BJ.

Glad you liked it.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:02 AM  
Hizzle- A. how was I mean
B. Nice on the eye slut
3. I'm drunk again
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:03 AM  
Shall we have popo make a button for us so we can do a once a month cartoon thing?

I think we've got something going on here.
Blogger babyjewels, at 10:05 AM  
Hizzle-If you were stoned you would probably miss the in-laws. I love you. ::kisses::

Jewels-Brillant idea. Button, Button, who's got the button.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:09 AM  
Man, that sounds like one of the bazillion times I dropped acid. And then there's the herion...

Where is Popodizzle? We really need to figure out how to do some of this shit ourselves. She's either slaving away at one of our templates or doing GWB.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:14 AM  
Son of a...

Hizzle, I bow down to you Oh Mother-in-law firestarter! Oooh, new scene for a movie??
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:36 AM  
No, I have too much going on at home. Alright, seriously Skywalker has a solitare addition and I have to promise BJs in order to get on the computor at home. How do you think my movies got made?
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:37 AM  
addiction. Shit I can't type. Thank god I have someone who types my letters and stuff. She makes me look so damn good. Im gonna buy her lunch today.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 10:38 AM  
Wahahahahaha! I'm a snowman.

And a slut.

That was awesome.
Blogger PJ, at 11:16 AM  
Hell yeah you are a snowman slut!
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 11:24 AM  
wait, you were drunk when you made these at 8:20 this morning??
Blogger Tim, at 11:26 AM  
No, I made these last night and posted them this morning. Skywalker was annoyed at how long I was making my cinamatic genuis and he wanting to play some poker. So I posted them in the morning. But I am drunk right now.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 11:31 AM  
Is it wrong I want to hack into popo's blog and hijack it?

I'm betting her password is her andre, or her dog's name or hobohooker.
Blogger babyjewels, at 11:48 AM  
How did you know Lulu. Kitty Catizzle porn is my speciality.

Jewels, try it. I bet it is one of those. Try Eye STD if the others don't work.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 11:58 AM  
sweet! i'm a sexy high-dollar hobo hooker! thanks rit.

i haven't done my movie yet. perhaps i'll wait til there's a button. that could be an eternity at this rate...
Blogger Beebers, at 1:23 PM  
No shit. I think Popo has taken the President away from Lulu. She is trying to explain to him that, although he has a Texas accent, it is not pronounced Terra but terror.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 1:48 PM  
My favorite thing to do is say "I formed my Stra-tee-jury. I'm running for President of A-mur-ica so we aren't ruled by terra". I find ways to fit this in sentences all the time.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 1:58 PM  
I think everyone who hangs out with me expects a certain amount of random chatter. It's like a strange form of terets.
Blogger Ritmeyer, at 2:17 PM  

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