Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Yes Please


This just in, German's hate the Hilton's and want them to die. I know that Die means the in German (Thanks, German Karaoke Wednesday), but I believe they are requesting this.
They want them to die, especially after Paris tried to shove Germany in her whoo-ha. I like German's.

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i'd probably be fine if they died. i mean really - what do they contribute to this world? nada! or nein, or whatever it is in german.

when we were in cabo san lucas the Hilton was next door to our hotel and my mom said "i'm glad we're not staying there. i don't want to support paris."
yeah, you tell her, mom!
Beebers-loves to your mom. that is fabulous.

Hizzle-although I too would have no idea how to dress Ms. Maggie McGee (our bulldog), I bet she would be willing to make that sacrifice. Our lab Gus makes fun of her when I dress her up.
Ooh, Gus is a chocolate. He would probably like it, especially Maggie's tutu. I think Gus is a wussy, lightening freaks him out.
I'm conflicted. But I still like the German's. Hands down, German's are good stuff. Hands down a German too, BabyJewels.
I think we should also remember all that the Hiltons have contributed to medical research. If it weren't for Paris and her hooha, modern science wouldn't even know about half of the STD's you hear about these days.
Excellent Zing Hizzle!

Actually, I don't think Paris tried to shove Germany into her whoo-ha as much as it just slid in. Which reminds me, has anyone seen my couch?

(psst. $5.00 if you go easy on me in the movie. $5 American dollars. Or as popo would say, two and a quarter hobos!)
Yeah, but it is a service that has helped many.
$5 american dollars!!! We'll have to see, can it be in my hot little hands by 8 pm this evening?
Ummmm. Well. No, no I won't.

But for $10 and a candy bar...
I changed my mind. No, no bribes. You will just have to see my movie. I know you can't wait and are so excited it hurts.
Um, Movie? Hello. I thought I got to be the gripper. Or the grapper. Or at least the fluffer. WFT.

Fine, I'll go be parent helper at school without your precious movie.
Sorry ladies, we had a bit of a problem at la casa last night and I was not able to make my movie...it will be here tomorrow, no exceptions.
Wow Popo, honestly it was going to have a bit about the STD Tim acquired. Who could pass that up.
Tim has std's? Gawd. I'm glad I decided not to sleep with him that night we were really drunk.

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