First Reece, then Lindsay. Who's next? Tom Cruise that's who, this has to stop...wait did you say Tom Cruise MSNBC? Oh, ok. I really don't care if they bug him.

The paparazzi followed Tom to his spaceship, I mean the Scientology Celebrity Center and Cruises bodyguard was in an altercation with them. Here is Xenu's account:

“The paparazzi were outside our property and our security guard went to photograph him out of concern for the safety of our parishioners,” Scientology Celebrity Centre spokesman Greg LaClaire told The Scoop. “[Later] our security officer drove away and was at a stop light on a corner. While he was sitting at the stop light, the paparazzi jumped through the passenger window and started beating him. Our security officer defended himself as best he could and then made a citizen arrest on felony charges of battery. He held [the paparazzi] until the police came.”

I have a couple of questions. One, I can't believe Tom didn't use this time with the paparazzi to "educate" them on Scientology. You know Tom says everyone is interested in it and people don't call it a cult. (Interview he says crazy shit like that) Two, are you allowed to call cult members parishioners?

It sounds like the paparazzi might be a scientologist too. Sounds a litte nutty as well.

Well, you do have to take into account that this particular quote is from a Scientology rep. I get the funny feeling that some of these people might not have the best grasp on reality.

hang on isn't that the leftover jizz from the artificial insemination that young Kate undertook? Yes it is, the nozzle looks suspiciously like the nozzle of a turkey baster.